HOSTILE KITTEN

Tell someone you love... You hate them a little

Hey there, smarty pants

Or should we say smarty no-pants? (No judgment.) You’ve just stumbled into Hostile Kitten, the ultimate den of sarcastic, rude, and hilariously offensive clothing for those with a sense of humor as sharp as their comebacks. We’re not your grandma’s gift shop… unless your grandma’s savage, in which case, bring her along.

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Sorry, Not sorry.

Here at Hostile Kitten, we specialize in unapologetically bold T-shirts and gifts designed to make your loved ones laugh, cringe, or plot their revenge. From passive-aggressive slogans to downright rude graphics, we’ve got something for everyone—assuming everyone you know can take a joke.

Why Shop With Us?

  • Because you’ve got taste… kind of.
  • Our shirts are comfy enough to nap in and bold enough to tick off your neighbours.
  • Supporting Hostile Kitten means embracing your inner misfit.

So go ahead, take a look around. Buy something for yourself, a loved one, or that coworker who keeps stealing your lunch. Just don’t blame us when they start plotting their revenge. Welcome to the chaotic litter box of humour—try not to step in anything.

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