Effective Date: 12/01/23
At Hostile Kitten, we value your privacy almost as much as we value a good laugh. This Privacy Policy outlines how we collect, use, and protect your information when you visit or make a purchase on our website. By using this site, you agree to the terms described below. If you don’t, well… maybe you shouldn’t be here in the first place.
1. Information We Collect
When you browse our site or make a purchase, we may collect the following types of information:
a. Personal Information You Provide:
- Name
- Email address
- Shipping and billing addresses
- Payment information (processed securely by third-party providers—we don’t want to be responsible for that!)
b. Non-Personal Information Automatically Collected:
- Your IP address
- Browser type
- Device information
- Cookies and usage data to help us optimize the site
2. How We Use Your Information
We collect your information to:
- Process and ship your orders
- Send your email updates (about your order, or just because we miss you)
- Improve our website and shopping experience
- Comply with legal obligations (because, apparently, we have to)
We promise not to spam you with irrelevant junk or sell your data to shady companies. Your info stays with us unless required by law or to protect our legal rights.
3. Sharing Your Information
We might share your information with the following, but only when necessary:
- Service Providers: Payment processors, shipping carriers, and website hosting services.
- Legal Authorities: If we’re forced to because you’ve done something sketchy.
We don’t sell your information to third parties—this isn’t some shady operation (despite our humour).
4. Cookies
No, not the delicious kind. Hostile Kitten uses cookies to:
- Keep track of your shopping cart (because we know you’ll get distracted).
- Analyse site traffic to improve your experience.
You can disable cookies in your browser settings, but let’s be real—it’ll probably make your experience worse.
5. Your Rights
Depending on where you live, you may have rights over your data, such as:
- Accessing your information
- Updating or deleting your data
- Opting out of certain communications
If you want to exercise these rights, contact us at hello@hostilekitten.com. We’ll handle your request as quickly as possible, but no promises, we won’t roll our eyes.
6. Security
We use industry-standard encryption to protect your information. However, no system is 100% foolproof, so please don’t share your password or payment info over email.
7. Updates to This Policy
We might update this Privacy Policy occasionally (because things change, and so do we). When we do, we’ll post the new version on this page with an updated effective date.
8. Contact Us
Got questions about this Privacy Policy? Reach out! We’re happy to help, but don’t expect us to sugar coat anything.
Email: hello@hostilekitten.com
Address: 22 Coombe Meadows, Kingsbridge, TQ7 2JL
Thanks for shopping at Hostile Kitten, where we take your privacy (and our humour) seriously.